Picture this: you're minding your own business on the throne, and when you reach for those trusty Kirkland (Costco) wipes, gravity betrays you—the package hits the floor. Now, instead of a smooth operation, you’re in a low-key panic, questioning life choices. Enter this glorious invention: a wet wipe holder, crafted with the precision of a Swiss watch but designed for the Costco crowd.

The top flap of the wipe package slides seamlessly into place like it’s found its forever home, ensuring those precious wipes stay put as you whittle them down, one throne session at a time. On the back, there’s a groove specially crafted for double-sided tape (mine’s from Dollarama, because we're fancy like that). The groove is 20mm wide, so as long as your tape is skinnier than that, you're golden.

For 99% of situations, the tape will keep this bad boy hanging tight. But if you’ve got mini-tornadoes, a.k.a. kids, who think everything is a jungle gym, I’ve thoughtfully included screw holes. These bad boys are ready to take on any #5 tapered head screw, locking your wipes in place as if they were guarding the Crown Jewels.

This brainchild was born from years of wrestling with fallen wipe packages at the most inconvenient times. Because no one wants to play "wheres the wipes" when they’re busy contemplating the mysteries of the universe—or just scrolling through their phone.

Note - Please note that the actual images above do not show the screw holes, as they were added in a later redesign.