ED the bald is here to serve one purpose and one purpose only. To hold your (sun)glasses for you, while also clipping onto your vents.

But, how did he get here, and why is that his only purpose? Well, back in the day, ED used to be a tall rich man with full and luscious hair, that was until he was 43. That was when, on one fateful day, he met a witch while walking down the street in Seattle Washington. The old witch appeared to be a beggar and had dozed off next to a can full of quarters and dimes. ED decided to permanently borrow this old woman's coins even though he was already very rich. But, as soon as he had touched the can, he felt a strange sensation in his scalp. At first, it itched, but then it started to feel as if someone was ripping all the hairs off of his head. The scraggly witch then stood up and cursed ED so that he would never have hair again. this went on for a few weeks, and ED started to wear sunglasses to hide his face so that he was not recognized in public. Then by chance, he came across the witch again and tried to get revenge. But this time the witch was ready for him. So this time the witch turned him into a marketable figurine, but figured he wasn't worthy enough to be sold for money and put him on this site for you to download him, and make him work for you. For FOREVER. For FREE.