It's Christmas Time! Huzzah!
I can hear all the grandkids, nieces and nephews now!
Young relative: Unca Jay Omega, did you pwint me an egg with a supize in it?
Me: I sure did ya' little shi- er scamp! Here ya go!
Young relative opens egg: Wah!
Kids nowadays expect only good things to happen. They're delicate little flowers, thin skinned little ninnies unprepared for LIFE! Do you want your kids to be a WEAKLING?
The Disappontment Egg helps kids become emotionally stronger. It trains them not to expect good things to always happen. A variety of disappointment inserts (sad face, chicken embryo, butt, surprised face) can be used to keep kids off guard.
When the boss calls them into the office, they'll know better than to expect praise for all the hard work they put in. They'll know that the boss's son always gets the promotion (that bastard).
Butt.stl | 67.9KB | |
Disappointed.stl | 43.1KB | |
Disappointment_Egg.stl | 465.5KB | |
Embryo.stl | 279.8KB | |
O-Face.stl | 87.8KB |