The file 'CIRCLE JERK DICK ORNAMENT 3D Printer Model' is (step,stl) file type, size is 197.8KB.
A coworker showed me a reddit post with a similar model and asked if I could find it for him, I did find it but I thought I could make it just a bit more subtle as to fool more parents/spouses/friends. Here it is, stl and step files included just in case someone want to improve the design.
CIRCLE_JERK_v3.step | 635.3KB | |
CIRCLE_JERK_v3.stl | 421.2KB |