I was really tired of the garden hose getting stuck under the tire while washing my car so I looked around online and found "Hose Slides" on Amazon. I didn't want to pay $15 for a pair, so I designed my own version in Fusion 360 using a guesstimate of the measurements. I made a couple of brilliant and inspired changes, like a lip along the bottom edge so the hose doesn't slip under the guide and a thumb-hole...for your thumb, because...um...well, because I just wanted to add a thumb-hole.
Hopefully this thing will add joy and awesomeness to your life. Feel free to use it, remix it, sell it, or just admire it.
Carwash_Hose_Guide_V1.stl | 1.2MB |